His legal name is Pure Energy. How awesome is that? Okay, he’s wanted for child abuse, and that’s not funny, but it was quite amusing to hear the newscaster refer to him repeatedly through the piece:
“Energy is wanted…” “Energy was last seen…” “Energy also goes by Dewayne Harrington…”
I’m reminded of the success that followed Homer Simpson after he changed his name to Max Power. I think I’ll become “Alltime Jesus”.