Regarding Rumer Willis

She is an exact hybrid of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore.  She looks like a walking example of photoshop.

Or, as my coworker just put it, “if you cover the center of her head, you’ve got Bruce Willis with boobs.  And if you cover those parts, you get to see Demi Moore’s face if it was stuck on a potato.”

When I lived in Miami (future post coming), I worked as a valet at a very, very expensive community.  One of the head valets swore he had been called to Bruce Willis’s villa, on multiple occasions, and saw Mister Bruce walking around in tighty-whities while carrying a pistol.  Not sure if it’s true, but, still, good times.


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