Would you rather:
Have one day in your life where nothing could go wrong?
Have a magic bathroom that never runs out of toilet paper, soap, shampoo, etc.?
And don’t give me any practical bullshit like, “If nothing could go wrong, I’d buy one lottery ticket…” It’s a one day thing, and you can’t take material benefits forward. And yes, this is meant to be less awful than yesterday’s supremely awful WYR.