Thought I had some good ideas. Didn’t pan out. Scramble scramble scramble. And I’m not making eggs.
For the idea of christian rapture, which wasn’t my primary idea at all, the jesus people will be literally lifted from the earth and taken to heaven before the final battle of good vs evil on earth. This also includes the deceased christians. If rapture is nigh, there will be some scary shit going down (or up) at your local graveyard. Anyway, since I’m not part of that group, the only way I’ll be heading up to the pearly gates will involve a commercial flight.
Also, I caught this illustration in my seatback pocket:
She’s floating in a body of water after what we can only assume to be an air disaster. And she looks great. Her hair billows dramatically, her cheeks are seductively flushed, and she still has the presence to know where the camera is. What kind of nutjob hits you with a come-hither stare in this situation? Someone who is in complete rapture. That’s who. Game, set, match.