She has a sizable trust fund established by her father after he showed her his penis in a rowboat.
I suppose you want to know things about me.
I think it’s cruel to carry a dog in a bag.
I have one wife, two dogs, two cats, two cars, one house, three cameras, and two pairs of jeans I really like.
I’m sick of celebrity worship.
I’m finally realizing that money doesn’t equal happiness.
I’m a writer/director/editor.
No, seriously, I get paid to write, direct and edit. It rocks.
I have a film degree.
I got into college because of my SAT scores.
I hold the school record for largest drop in class rank from freshman to senior year (#4 – #130).
I met my wife online.
I can finally admit that I met my wife online.
I’ve lived in New York, Texas, North Carolina, New Jersey and Florida.
Alternate name choices for this blog included “Farting On Leather” and “Robot Nick Nolte”.