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SAPCC – Hide

I didn’t get the shot I wanted. Not at all.  But this also works quite well.

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RussConniChris? – Smack? – Renee?

Next week: Trace.  Should be fun.  And I may be dropping a second Hide on you in the next couple days.

Also, I’m finally about to drop some cash on a new (used) camera.  I could piss myself with excitement.

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new photos posted…

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SAPCC #22 – Run

Next week, look for SAPCC on the new Penis in a Rowboat.

Russ said he didn’t want to do a sneaker commercial.  Good thing…because I did.  I wanted a reason to try out my new flash.  I only bought a flash because Russ said it would help my pictures not suck so badly.  Not sure if he can be trusted: he’s only in it for the gear.

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Run over to see the work of Russ, Smack, Renee, Conni and Chris.

Next week’s theme is Reflect.

Dog Days of Winter

For now, I am running dual blogs. In the near future, I will stop updating this blog and solely utilize PenisInARowboat.com.

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SAPCC 21 – Habit

Some bad habits develop on their own; others are sponsored by your employer.  My bad habit belongs in that latter variety.

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And that’s only part of the daily spread.  I’d like to see you keep your grubby fingers out of there, day in, day out.

Go see Russ, Conni, Renee, Smack, Chris, and Pat.

Next week: RUN.  Be quick, people.

Danger (Illustrated)

To follow up on my SAPCC Rapture photo, here is the rest of the set.

If the cabin loses pressure, you have three seconds to find your mask, three more seconds to secure it, and then six full seconds to secure the mask for Baby George Bush.  No need to rush.

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If you’re a nervous traveler, getting halfway tanked at the Airport Bar is highly recommended.  Notice the wrinkled shirt and loose tie.

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If you have time during the evacuation, be sure to enjoy a quick game of Dance Dance Revolution.

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The emergency door can be removed in three easy steps:

  1. Grasp the door firmly and pull the lever.
  2. Smile to yourself because the door is probably pretty heavy, but you have no trouble lifting it after all those trips to the gym. You’re in the best shape of your life, and the women are lining up to talk to you (or escape the wreckage).
  3. Take the emergency door to your car – you can probably unload this on ebay for a couple hundred bucks.

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Finally, once you leap from the plane’s pooper, grab the nearest redhead dame and dance the Charleston at the bottom of the slide.

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Please enjoy your flight.